Paper Straws for the Political Primaries

Paper Straws for the Political Primaries

2020’s in full swing, and that means it’s Primary Season. Millions of Americans are going to the polls, and selecting their preferred candidates. Naturally, only one candidate will win this race, but that doesn’t tamp down the thrill of the competition. So grab a drink, and enjoy the show!

 

Aside from the Primaries, there is another race going on, but it’s already won. To which race are we at OkStraw referring? The race for the best single-use straw, of course! The competition is hot, but there still remains one true standout winner. Spoiler alert: it’s paper straws!




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With the Iowa Caucus wrapped up and the New Hampshire Primaries this week, election season’s in full swing! Over here in California, we have Super Tuesday’s coming up on March 3nd, and we’re heading to the polls! Here at OkStraw Paper Straws, we want to see eligible folks to get out and make their voices heard. 

 

To celebrate this living tradition, we offer a number of seasonal paper straw designs. Try our American Flag Paper Straws to celebrate the Star Spangled Banner, available in jumbo cocktail size. Sticking with the patriotic theme, OkStraw also has red and blue star straws, and red and blue striped straws. For those who want a mix of all three designs, we have you covered with our Patriot Pack. Paper straws and voting: doesn’t get more all-American than that!

Last year, the Trump campaign launched their line of plastic straws. Designed to “trigger the libs”, this set of red Trump-branded 10 paper straws retailed for 15 dollars. Wait, what!? Yep, a dollar fifty for an ordinary old plastic straw, it’s THAT absurd. So much for “overpriced” paper straws! While OkStraw isn’t here toe a Democratic or Republican party line, how could we NOT respond? 

 

Now we have Liberal Paper Straws by OkStraw, just what you need to trigger your red plastic straw using neighbor. Proudly displaying the L-word and donkey mascot, OkStraw Liberal Paper Straws are trolling made sustainable. So when your neighbor shows off that flimsy $1.50 plastic straw, whip out your Liberal Paper Straw and show ‘em who’s more fiscally responsible!

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Here at OkStraw Paper Straws, we’re keeping the American traditions paper straws and voting alive. That’s correct, born right in our nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., paper straws are as American as it gets. The primaries are still ongoing, but paper straws are already victorious, and they’re defending their title.

 

OkStraw paper straws are biodegradable and fully organic, using no animal-based products. Available in various prints, custom and in 3-ply or 4-play, there’s a paper straw just for you. From the staple jumbo cocktail paper straw, to the angled cut Bubble Tea Paper Straw, and even ADA-compliant paper bendy straws. So get out, cast your votes and join the Cause for Paper Straws!

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